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BANANAS
A very interesting FACTS

Never, put your banana in the refrigerator!!!…
This is interesting. After reading this, you’ll never look at a banana in the same way again.

Bananas contain three natural sugars – sucrose, fructose and glucose combined with fiber. A banana gives an instant, sustained and substantial boost of energy.

Research has proven that just two bananas provide enough energy for a strenuous 90-minute workout. No wonder the banana is the number one fruit with the world’s leading athletes.

But energy isn’t the only way a banana can help us keep fit. It can also help overcome or prevent a substantial number of illnesses and conditions, making it a must to add to our daily diet.

DEPRESSION:
According to a recent survey undertaken by MIND amongst people suffering from depression, many felt much better after eating a banana. This is because bananas contain tryptophan, a type of protein that the body converts into serotonin, known to make you relax, improve your mood and generally make you feel happier.

PMS:
Forget the pills – eat a banana. The vitamin B6 it contains regulates blood glucose levels, which can affect your mood.

ANEMIA:
High in iron, bananas can stimulate the production of hemoglobin in the blood and so helps in cases of anemia.

BLOOD PRESSURE:
This unique tropical fruit is extremely high in potassium yet low in salt, making it perfect to beat blood pressure So much so, the US Food and Drug Administration has just allowed the banana industry to make official claims for the fruit’s ability to reduce the risk of blood pressure and stroke.
BRAIN POWER:
200 students at a Twickenham (Middlesex) school ( England ) were helped through their exams this year by eating bananas at breakfast, break, and lunch in a bid to boost their brain power. Research has shown that the potassium-packed fruit can assist learning by making pupils more alert.

CONSTIPATION:
High in fiber, including bananas in the diet can help restore normal bowel action, helping to overcome the problem without resorting to laxatives.

HANGOVERS:
One of the quickest ways of curing a hangover is to make a banana milkshake, sweetened with honey. The banana calms the stomach and, with the help of the honey, builds up depleted blood sugar levels, while the milk soothes and re-hydrates your system.

HEARTBURN:
Bananas have a natural antacid effect in the body, so if you suffer from heartburn, try eating a banana for soothing relief.

MORNING SICKNESS:
Snacking on bananas between meals helps to keep blood sugar levels up and avoid morning sickness.

MOSQUITO BITES:
Before reaching for the insect bite cream, try rubbing the affected area with the inside of a banana skin. Many people find it amazingly successful at reducing swelling and irritation.

NERVES:
Bananas are high in B vitamins that help calm the nervous system..

Overweight and at work? Studies at the Institute of Psychology in Austria found pressure at work leads to gorging on comfort food like chocolate and chips. Looking at 5,000 hospital patients, researchers found the most obese were more likely to be in high-pressure jobs. The report concluded that, to avoid panic-induced food cravings, we need to control our blood sugar levels by snacking on high carbohydrate foods every two hours to keep levels steady.
ULCERS:
The banana is used as the dietary food against intestinal disorders because of its soft texture and smoothness. It is the only raw fruit that can be eaten without distress in over-chronicler cases. It also neutralizes over-acidity and reduces irritation by coating the lining of the stomach.

TEMPERATURE CONTROL:
Many other cultures see bananas as a ‘cooling’ fruit that can lower both the physical and emotional temperature of expectant mothers. In Thailand , for example, pregnant women eat bananas to ensure their baby is born with a cool temperature.

So, a banana really is a natural remedy for many ills. When you compare it to an apple, it has FOUR TIMES the protein, TWICE the carbohydrate, THREE TIMES the phosphorus, five times the vitamin A and iron, and twice the other vitamins and minerals.. It is also rich in potassium and is one of the best value foods around So maybe its time to change that well-known phrase so that we say, ‘A BANANA a day keeps the doctor away!’

AN ACTUAL CRAIG’S LIST PERSONALS AD
… To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in Downtown Savannah night before last.
Date: 2010-09-27, 1:43 am. E.S.T.
I was the guy wearing the black Burberry jacket that you demanded that
I hand over, shortly after you pulled the knife on me and my girlfriend,
threatening our lives. You also asked for my girlfriend’s purse and
earrings.
I can only hope that you somehow come across this rather important
message.
First, I’d like to apologize for your embarrassment; I didn’t expect
you to actually crap in your pants when I drew my pistol after you took my
jacket.. The evening was not that cold, and I was wearing the jacket
for a reason.. my girlfriend was happy that I just returned safely from my 2nd
tour as a Combat Marine in Afghanistan .. She had just bought me that Kimber
Custom Model 1911 .45 ACP pistol for my birthday, and we had picked up
a shoulder holster for it that very evening. Obviously you agree that it
is a very intimidating weapon when pointed at your head … isn’t it?!
I know it probably wasn’t fun walking back to wherever you’d come from
with crap in your pants. I’m sure it was even worse walking bare-footed
since I made you leave your shoes, cell phone, and wallet with me. [That
prevented you from calling or running to your buddies to come help mug
us again].
After I called your mother or “Momma” as you had her listed in your cell,
I explained the entire episode of what you’d done. Then I went and
filled up my gas tank as well as those of four other people in the gas station,
– on your credit card. The guy with the big motor home took 153
gallons and was extremely grateful!
I gave your shoes to a homeless guy outside Vinnie Van Go Go’s, along
with all the cash in your wallet. [That made his day!]I then threw your wallet into the big pink “pimp mobile” that was
parked at the curb ….. after I broke the windshield and side window and keyed
the entire driver’s side of the car.
Earlier, I managed to get in two threatening phone calls to the DA’s
office and one to the FBI, while mentioning President Obama as my
possible target.
The FBI guy seemed really intense and we had a nice long chat (I guess
while he traced your number etc.).
In a way, perhaps I should apologize for not killing you … but I feel
this type of retribution is a far more appropriate punishment for your
threatened crime. I wish you well as you try to sort through some of
these rather immediate pressing issues, and can only hope that you have the
opportunity to reflect upon, and perhaps reconsider, the career path
you’ve chosen to pursue in life.. Remember, next time you might not be so lucky..
Have a good day!

Thoughtfully yours,
Semper Fi,
Alex

Ok I’m Behind Again

I was internet challenged for a bit and its put me behind on a lot of things. I was starting to wonder if I could get here. I set up a gravatar for my stuff and it took a bit for everything to connect….I guess it made it. If someone had told me a few years ago I would have my name and face plastered all over the internet I would have said “NO WAY”. Well, guess what? I’m here. After I realized that if no one could find me or knew who I was it would be very hard to be recognized as an artist. That is what I am, I accept that now, hopefully not too late.

I have many drawings and paintings available now for sale in one form or another. Plus I do commissions. And recently I’m adding jewels, beaded jewelry, beaded ming trees and more to my repertoire of ‘things I do’. Oh yes, not to forget books. There are several of those too. Almost everything can be found at BrandyCraft, although I still need to add the jewels. That will be done asap. I think I will add a slideshow here of my miniature paintings, so watch, enjoy and if you want one it’s first come first gets it.

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If you like the slideshow, visit my site for many more larger paintings.

Softball in Heaven

ROSE AND BARB

Two 90-year-old women, Rose and Barb had been friends all of their lives.

When it was clear that Rose was dying, Barb visited her every day.

One day Barb said, ‘Rose, we both loved playing women’s softball all our

lives, and we played all through High School. Please do me one favor.

When you get to Heaven, somehow you must let me know if there’s women’s softball there.’

Rose looked up at Barb from her deathbed and said, ‘Barb, you’ve been my best friend for many years.

If it’s at all possible, I’ll do this favor for you.’

Shortly after that, Rose passed on.

A few nights later, Barb was awakened from a sound sleep by a

blinding flash of white light and a voice calling out to her, ‘Barb, Barb.’

‘Who is it?’ asked Barb, sitting up suddenly. ‘Who is it?’

‘Barb — it’s me, Rose.’

‘You’re not Rose. Rose just died.’

‘I’m telling you, it’s me, Rose,’ insisted the voice.

‘Rose! Where are you?’

‘In Heaven,’ replied Rose.

‘I have some really good news and a little bad news.’

‘Tell me the good news first,’ said Barb.

‘The good news,’ Rose said, ‘is that there’s softball in Heaven.

Better yet all of our old buddies who died before us are here, too.

Better than that, we’re all young again.

Better still, it’s always springtime, and it never rains or snows.

And best of all, we can play softball all we want, and we never get tired.’

‘That’s fantastic,’ said Barb.

‘It’s beyond my wildest dreams!

So what’s the bad news?’

‘You’re pitching Tuesday.’

Merry Christmas!

Twas the month before Christmas,
When all through our land,
Not a Christian was praying
Nor taking a stand.
See the PC Police had taken away
The reason for Christmas – no one could say.
The children were told by their schools not to sing
About Shepherds and Wise Men and Angels and things.
It might hurt people’s feelings, the teachers would say
December 25th is just a ‘ Holiday ‘.
Yet the …….shoppers were ready with cash, checks and credit
Pushing folks down to the floor just to get it!
CDs from Madonna, an X BOX, an I-Pod
Something was changing, something quite odd!
Retailers promoted Ramadan and Kwanzaa
In hopes to sell books by Franken & Fonda.
As Targets were hanging their trees upside down
At Lowe’s the word Christmas – was no where to be found.
At K-Mart and Staples and Penny’s and Sears
You won’t hear the word Christmas; it won’t touch your ears.
Inclusive, sensitive, Di-ver-si-ty
Are words that were used to intimidate me.
Now Daschle, Now Darden, Now Sharpton, Wolf Blitzen
On Boxer, on Rather, on Kerry, on Clinton !
At the top of the Senate, there arose such a clatter
To eliminate Jesus, in all public matter.
And we spoke not a word, as they took away our faith
Forbidden to speak of salvation and grace
The true Gift of Christmas was exchanged and discarded
The reason for the season, stopped before it started.
So as you celebrate ‘Winter Break’ under your ‘Dream Tree’
Sipping your Starbucks, listen to me.
Choose your words carefully, choose what you say
Shout MERRY CHRISTMAS ,
not Happy Holiday !
Please, all Christians join together and
wish everyone you meet
MERRY CHRISTMAS
Christ is The Reason’ for the Christ-mas Season!

In God We Trust!

I am so tired of all the lame bureaucrats and whiners trying to take God out of and off of everything! It seems to me that the founding fathers knew what they were doing by writing things the way they are and just who do we think we are to change them? I, for one, believe that God should be left in our documents and our pledges and all the places He currently is named.

So, here I am on my soapbox to put my voice in with many others who believe the same way. We have become a bunch of spoiled brats. Woe be to those who are trying to make our country in their own ideals and not a free nation UNDER GOD!!!

This e-mail was sent to me and I wanted to do more than just pass it on….

THE SONG MOST RADIO STATIONS ARE BANNING – !

The song you are about to hear is from a Las Vegas Diamond Rio concert.  They received an immediate resounding standing ovation, and continue to do so every time they perform.  Sadly, major radio stations wouldn’t play it because it is considered “politically incorrect.”  Consequently, the song was not released to the public.  We can all take care of that by sending it ON!!!  Although it is written for the United States it also applies to  Canada and all other free Countries.  Every person in the  USA , Canada , and the free world needs to hear this song, so please keep it going.

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Play the song and let your emotions rule how you will respond. I think we should all stand up for our freedom and our rights!

New Book for You!

Prince Eric and the Island of Despair is in print! Visit BrandyCraft and check out the preview, then come back and put in your order.

This is a book for young people and my best critic (my granddaughter) really likes it.  She even helped with editing. I’ve been updating my book places since I got this one published. Wow, what a pain! I forgot since my last book how tedious it is to go around to these places and get it all right.

I will have a Google link on my site soon. Ok, been told the bisquits and gravy are done so I’ll add more later.

I am still doing a lot of painting with my newest technique of Wood Spirit. I am now using metallic paints to enhance the look and they are turning out great.

Shades of blue with metallic gold

A New Concept in Wood Spirit

This is the only kind of “abstract” type art I have ever done and I find it to be fun. I am getting a bit burnt out though so I will probably go back to my normal realism for awhile. I’ve done 14 of these though and they are available as prints of many sizes through a link at BrandyCraft. Plus the originals are still for sale. Hint hint.

I think I’ll try some North Carolina landscapes for something different, with maybe big cats thrown in for fun. If you have anything you would like, please let me know.

I also have books in the works. I’m just a busy person. Watch for ‘Prince Eric and the Island of Despair’ to be for sale soon.

Keepin On Keepin On

Still painting like a mad person. Plus now I am helping my son with his business. Check it out,  heat mirror No it’s not a mirror. It’s the greatest reflective insulation for your home or business, out there. Watch the video, you’ll see! This stuff kept me from freezing my noogies off this winter. And trust me, noogies are hard to find! LOL. Anyway, I’ve been busy. Plus I am writing again too! I’ve got 3 more books going…why 3? Because I get tired of doing the same one…so I switch off. Hey, I’ll show you the newest painting!

A tiny place in the middle of....

I am having a lot of fun doing these and they are for sale at my site brandycraft where you can get prints if you prefer.

Ok, I’m publishing this and will be back later. ;)

Wow! I had no idea I was so far behind. It’s hard to keep up when you have multiple blog pages. Whodathunkit!

Ok. After my move I had no internet for a few months, but I’m back. I have been painting like a mad person. I am introducing a style that I did when I was quite young and getting good responses. I have done a couple videos, what a challenge that was. Just to give you an idea of my new ‘style’, abstract if you like, I’ll show you a pic.

That is one of 7 so far. I am working on another that is almost done. If you would like one, contact me for ordering. brandy@brandycraft.com. I will work with whatever colors you would like and whatever size. I currently have 8 x 10, 16 x 20 and 18 x 24 blank wood. Patterns are dictated by nature, but I can try to pick a particular design for you.

These are fun to do, and kinda tedious, but they turn out quite pretty. Watch the video that I am including and you will see the rest of them, plus my normal art.    

Have a great day!

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